2016 2017 Football Assassins Schedule and (Probably Not All of the) Results
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pickles (Laasya Renganathan) | The Final Pam | Kill |
Marengo Bros and Chigachoes (Jeff Van) | Anthony: Hello. My name is Anthony Montoya. I killed my section leaders. Prepare to die. Hello. My name is Anthony Montoya. I killed my section leaders. Prepare to die. Hello. My name is Anthony Montoya. I killed my section leaders. Prepare to die. Band assassins: Stop saying that! Anthony: Hello. My name is Anthony Montoya. I killed my section leaders. Prepare to die. Band assassins: No! Anthony: Offer me an alliance! Band assassins: Yes! Anthony: Power, too. Promise me that! Band assassins: All that we have and more! Please! Anthony: Offer me everything I ask for! Band assassins: Anything you want! Anthony: I want my section leaders back, me son of a *** | Kill |
Killing for Kittens(Becca Rodell) | Tiger Blood | Kill |
elephantxtherealninjaxmountaingoat (Tips) | Anthony: Hello. My name is Anthony Montoya. I killed my section leaders. Prepare to die. Hello. My name is Anthony Montoya. I killed my section leaders. Prepare to die. Hello. My name is Anthony Montoya. I killed my section leaders. Prepare to die. Band assassins: Stop saying that! Anthony: Hello. My name is Anthony Montoya. I killed my section leaders. Prepare to die. Band assassins: No! Anthony: Offer me an alliance! Band assassins: Yes! Anthony: Power, too. Promise me that! Band assassins: All that we have and more! Please! Anthony: Offer me everything I ask for! Band assassins: Anything you want! Anthony: I want my section leaders back, me son of a *** (Guild note: assassin's alias slightly modified since last time) | Kill |
Cloak of Terror (Patrick Clobridge) | Killing for Kittens | Kill |
Flying Monkey (Akira Shindo) | pickles | Kill |
Nark (Nick Markus) | pickles | Kill |
Stew (Katherine Curtis) | 512 | Kill |
Eagle 1 (Sachi Koide) | Tiger Blood | Kill |
Kridten (Claudia Guinansaca-Aguilar) | Gavin the Sieve (Kevin Linsey) | DOUBLE OMG |
The Wrath of the Heavens Below and Hell Above (Elizabeth Chi) | Kridten | Kill |
Alexander Settle (Flounder) | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | Kill |
Perhaps1YearOfExperience (Kevin Kruempelstaedter) | Not Zoidberg | Kill |
ehh (Sarah Cohn-Manik) | Sue | Kill |
Death by Narwhal Blast (Jeremy Miller) | Kridten | Kill |
3edgy5me (Ava Jarvis) | Kridten | Kill |
ㅁ (Gee) | Kridten | Kill |
brambleshadow4 (Gray Ryan) | Kridten | Kill |
White Lightning (Ian Breslow) | Carmen Sandiego | Kill |
Dan Hanggi (Jojo) | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | Kill |
therealninja (Zeyu Hu) | elephantxgoat | Kill |
Eden Letzkus (Natalie Parker) | FOR THE GLORY OF THE PACK | Kill |
Jojomojojojomo (Allie Bichoupan) | Gavin the Sieve | Kill |
Linemaster (Marina Chang) | Kridten | Kill |
Gries (Emily Waite) | Clive | Kill |
Mr. Bingalee Dingalee Man (Alex Fernandez) | Kridten | Kill |
Lidija Marija Kosmatin (Gabriella Alvarez) | Dan Hanggi | Kill |
sus mommy (Kathleen Won) | pickles | Kill |
Mr. Dover (Zach Brothers) | Gavin the Sieve | Kill |
The Sad Boi (Kyra Butler) | Mr. Bingalee Dingalee Man | Kill |
Dobby (Gordon Gustafson) | Anthony: Hello. My name is Anthony Montoya. You killed my section leaders. Prepare to die. Hello. My name is Anthony Montoya. You killed my section leaders. Prepare to die. Hello. My name is Anthony Montoya. You killed my section leaders. Prepare to die. Band assassins: Stop saying that! Anthony: Hello. My name is Anthony Montoya. You killed my section leaders. Prepare to die. Band assassins: No! Anthony: Offer me an alliance! Band assassins: Yes! Anthony: Power, too. Promise me that! Band assassins: All that we have and more! Please! Anthony: Offer me everything I ask for! Band assassins: Anything you want! Anthony: I want my section leaders back, you son of a ***** | Kill |
Assassins Daddy (Susan Eichhorn) | Stew | Kill |
Brando (Kajmo) | therealninja | Kill |
The turtle (Juan Meriles) | Anthony: Hello. My name is Anthony Montoya. You killed my section leaders. Prepare to die. Hello. My name is Anthony Montoya. You killed my section leaders. Prepare to die. Hello. My name is Anthony Montoya. You killed my section leaders. Prepare to die. Band assassins: Stop saying that! Anthony: Hello. My name is Anthony Montoya. You killed my section leaders. Prepare to die. Band assassins: No! Anthony: Offer me an alliance! Band assassins: Yes! Anthony: Power, too. Promise me that! Band assassins: All that we have and more! Please! Anthony: Offer me everything I ask for! Band assassins: Anything you want! Anthony: I want my section leaders back, you son of a ***** | Kill |
Campbell's Chunky™ Soup, Hearty Beef Barley, 19 Ounce (Pack of 12) (Allan Buchness) | The Sad Boi | Kill |
Claudua (Real Brandon) | White Lightning | Kill |
Niranjan Ravioli (Chooper) | Alexander Hamilton (Pony) | Double |
ASS-assin69 (Alex Faranghui) | Sue | Kill |
Speed (Jackson Kopitz) | Assassins Daddy | Kill |
[Intro: Offset] You know, young rich n****s You know so we ain't really never had no old money We got a whole lotta new money though, hah (If Young Metro don't trust you I'm gon' shoot ya) Hey! [Chorus: Offset] Raindrop (drip), drop top (drop top) Smokin' on cookie in the hotbox (cookie) F*ckin' on your b*tch she a thot, thot (thot) Cookin' up dope in the crockpot (pot) We came from nothin' to somethin' n**** (hey) I don't trust nobody grip the trigger (nobody) Call up the gang, and they come and get you (gang) Cry me a river, give you a tissue (hey) My b*tch is bad and boujee (bad) Cookin' up dope with an Uzi (blaow) My n****s is savage, ruthless (savage) We got 30's and 100 rounds too (grrah) My b*tch is bad and boujee (bad) Cookin' up dope with an Uzi (dope) My n****s is savage, ruthless (hey) We got 30's and 100 rounds too (glah) [Verse 1: Offset] Offset, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo! Rackaids on rackaids, got back-ends on back-ends I'm ridin' around in a coupe (coupe) I take your bih right from you (You) B*tch I'm a dog, roof (grr) Beat the hoe walls loose (hey) Hop in the frog, whoo (skrt) I tell that bih to come comfort me (comfort me) I swear these n****s is under me (hey) They hate and the devil keep jumpin' me (jumpin' me) Bankrolls on me keep me company (cash) Aye, we do the most Yeah, pull up in Ghosts (whoo) Yeah, my diamonds a choker (glah) Holdin' the fire with no holster (blaow) Rick the Ruler, diamonds cooler (cooler) This a Rollie, not a Muller (hey) Dabbin' on 'em like the usual (dab) Magic with the brick, do voodoo (magic) Courtside with a bad b*tch (b*tch) Then I send the b*tch through Uber (go) I'm young and rich and plus I'm bougie (hey) I'm not stupid so I keep the Uzi (rrah) Rackaids on rackaids, got back-ends on back-ends So my money makin' my back ache (aagh) You n****s got a low Act rate (Act) We from the Nawf, yeah, dat way (nawf) Fat Cookie blunt in the ashtray (cookie) Two b*tches, just national smash day (smash) Hop in the Lamb, have a drag race (skrt) I let them birds take a bath, bae (brr) [Chorus: Offset] Raindrop (drip), drop top (drop top) Smokin' on cookie in the hotbox (cookie) F*ckin' on your b*tch she a thot, thot (thot) Cookin' up dope in the crockpot (pot) We came from nothin' to somethin' n**** (hey) I don't trust nobody grip the trigger (nobody) Call up the gang, and they come and get you (gang) Cry me a river, give you a tissue (hey) My b*tch is bad and boujee (bad) Cookin' up dope with an Uzi (blaow) My n****s is savage, ruthless (savage) We got 30's and 100 rounds too (grrah) My b*tch is bad and boujee (bad) Cookin' up dope with an Uzi (dope) My n****s is savage, ruthless (hey) We got 30's and 100 rounds too (glah) [Verse 2: Quavo] Pour a four, I'm droppin' muddy Outer space, Kid Cudi (drank) Introduce me to your b*tch as wifey and we know she sluttin' Broke a brick down, nutted butted, now that n**** duckin' Don't move too fast I might shoot you (huh?) Draco bad and boujee (draco) I'm always hangin' with shooters (brrah) Might be posted somewhere secluded (private) Still be playin' with pots and pans, call me Quavo Ratatouille Run with that sack, call me Boobie (run with it) When I'm on stage show me boobies (ay) Ice on my neck, I'm the coolest (ice) Hop out the suicide with the Uzi (pew-pew-pew) I pull up, I pull up, I pull up I hop out with all of the drugs and the good luck (skrrt) I'm cookin', I'm cookin', I'm whippin' I'm whippin' into a rock up, let it lock up (lock up) I gave her 10 racks I told her go shoppin' and spend it all at the pop up (ten) These b*tches they f*ck and suck d*ck And they bustin' for Instagram, get your Klout up Uh, yeah, dat way, float on the track like a Segway (go) Yeah, dat way, I used to trap by the Subway (trappin') Yeah, dat way, young n**** trap with the AK (rrrah) Yeah, dat way, big d*ke hoe, get the door, Macy Gray (hey) [Chorus: Offset] Raindrop (drip), drop top (drop top) Smokin' on cookie in the hotbox (cookie) F*ckin' on your b*tch she a thot, thot (thot) Cookin' up dope in the crockpot (pot) We came from nothin' to somethin' n**** (hey) I don't trust nobody grip the trigger (nobody) Call up the gang, and they come and get you (gang) Cry me a river, give you a tissue (hey) My b*tch is bad and boujee (bad) Cookin' up dope with an Uzi (blaow) My n****s is savage, ruthless (savage) We got 30's and 100 rounds too (grrah) My b*tch is bad and boujee (bad) Cookin' up dope with an Uzi (dope) My n****s is savage, ruthless (hey) We got 30's and 100 rounds too (glah) [Verse 3: Lil Uzi Vert] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah My b*tch she bad to the bone, ay Wait, these n****s watchin' I swear to God they be my clones Yeah, hey, huh Switchin' my hoes like my flows (what?) Switchin' my flows like my clothes (like what?) Keep on shootin' that gun, don't reload Ooh, ooh, now she want f*ck with my crew Cause the money come all out the roof Drive the Rari, that b*tch got no roof (skrt) Wait, what kind of Rari? 458 (damn) All of these n****s, they hate (they hate) Try to hide, shoot through the gate Look, go to strip club, make it rain, yeah So much money, they use rakes Count 100 thousand in your face (in your face) Yeah, then put 300 right in the safe Met her today, ooh She talk to me like she knew me (yeah) Go to sleep in a jacuzzi, yeah Wakin' up right to a two-piece (yeah) Countin' that paper like loose leaf (yeah) Gettin' that chicken with blue cheese (yeah) Boy, you so fake like my collar, you snakin' I swear to God that be that Gucci (aye) And you know we winnin' (winnin') Yeah, we is not losin' Try to play your song, it ain't move me (what?) Saw your girl once, now she choosin' (yeah) [Chorus: Offset] Raindrop (drip), drop top (drop top) Smokin' on cookie in the hotbox (cookie) F*ckin' on your b*tch she a thot, thot (thot) Cookin' up dope in the crockpot (pot) We came from nothin' to somethin' n**** (hey) I don't trust nobody grip the trigger (nobody) Call up the gang, and they come and get you (gang) Cry me a river, give you a tissue (hey) My b*tch is bad and boujee (bad) Cookin' up dope with an Uzi (blaow) My n****s is savage, ruthless (savage) We got 30's and 100 rounds too (grrah) My b*tch is bad and boujee (bad) Cookin' up dope with an Uzi (dope) My n****s is savage, ruthless (hey) We got 30's and 100 rounds too (glah) (Michael Miller) | Functional Anarchy (Lauren Russo) | Double |
John Doe (Matt Goodman) | IlIlIlIl | Kill |
Suck Charlotte's Didgeridoo (Nir) | Kridten | Kill |
Our regular rehearsal schedule during the Fall is as follows:
- Tuesdays, 9-11pm + Open Bandstaph meeting, 8:00pm
- Thursdays, 9:15-10:30pm
- Fridays, 4:45-6pm
- Saturdays, 10am-12pm (weeks with no game)